1
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Spud:
OK. JOKE'S OVER.

2
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YOU'VE PLAYED
YOUR LITTLE GAME.

3
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NOW GIVE ME
MY CLOTHES.

4
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[GRUNTING]

5
00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,505
COME ON,
STUPID LOCKER 896.

6
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OPEN UP!

7
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I OVERSLEPT,
MISSED BREAKFAST,

8
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AND I AM IN NO MOOD
TO BE STANDING HERE
IN BOXERS

9
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THAT GOT STAINED PINK
BY THE POWDERED GELATIN
I LEFT IN MY POCKETS

10
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FOR REASONS I AM NOT
EXPLAINING TO YOU!

11
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YO, SPUD, NEED SOME HELP
WITH THAT GYM LOCKER?

12
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AAH!

13
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Spud:
NO. I GOT IT.

14
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SHATTERING SHIN GUARDS!

15
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NOT THE EQUIPMENT
LOCKER!

16
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BASKETBALL! SOFTBALL!

17
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AAH! DISCUS!

18
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HEY, WHEN DID WE GET
A BOWLING--

19
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OW!--TEAM?

20
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COME ON.

21
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WE'RE ALREADY LATE
FOR P.E.

22
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JUST LET ME USE
A LITTLE DRAGON CLAW
ON THIS BAD BOY.

23
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NO!

24
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THIS IS BETWEEN ME

25
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AND THE LOCKER.

26
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JUST LET ME DO IT,
SPUD!

27
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Both: AAH!

28
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HMM.

29
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HUH?

30
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Jake:
"THE SPUD-CAL DRAGON"?

31
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OK. SO NOW YOU KNOW
MY SECRET DREAM.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

32
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I THOUGHT YOUR DREAM WAS
TO LIVE IN A CHOCOLATE HOUSE
AND RAISE MARSHMALLOW ANIMALS.

33
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NO. THAT'S MY PLAN.

34
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MY DREAM IS TO BE
A MAGICAL-POWERED
HERO, LIKE YOU.

35
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AW, SPUD, COME ON NOW.

36
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IT'S NOT ALL THAT,
BEING A MAGICAL HERO.

37
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BESIDES, YOU GOT
YOUR OWN SPUD THING
GOING ON.

38
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PEOPLE RESPECT THAT.

39
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I PICK, UH...

40
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PFFT!
SLEEPY KEITH.

41
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HOT DOG! I'M GONNA HIT ME
A GAME-WINNING HOME--

42
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[SNORING]

43
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[SIGHS]
FINE. WE'LL TAKE
WHAT'S-HIS-LOSER,

44
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BUT YOU ARE PLAYING
EXTREME RIGHT FIELD.

45
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IS THIS EXTREME ENOUGH?

46
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Stacey: KEEP GOING!

47
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MM-MM! FARTHER! FARTHER!

48
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I HOPE THE BOY'S GOT
CAB FARE IN THEM
GYM SHORTS.

49
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¶ HE'S COOL, HE'S HOT
LIKE A FROZEN SUN ¶

50
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¶ HE'S YOUNG AND FAST ¶

51
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¶ HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE ¶

52
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¶ PEOPLE, WE'RE NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

53
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

54
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¶ HE'S GONNA STOP HIS ENEMIES
WITH HIS DRAGON POWER ¶

55
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¶ DRAGON TEETH, DRAGON TAIL,
BURNING DRAGON FIRE ¶

56
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¶ A REAL LIVEWIRE ¶

57
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

58
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

59
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¶ HE'S THE AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

60
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¶ HIS SKILLS
ARE GETTING FASTER ¶

61
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¶ WITH GRANDPA THE MASTER ¶

62
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¶ IT'S DESTINY,
WHAT'S UP, G? ¶

63
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¶ IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY,
FOR THE LEGACY ¶

64
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

65
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¶ I'M A DRAGON,
I'M NOT BRAGGIN' ¶

66
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¶ IT'S MY DESTINY ¶

67
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¶ I'M THE MAGICAL
PROTECTOR FROM THE NYC ¶

68
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¶ YOU HEARD? ¶

69
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¶ HEY ¶

70
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¶ AMERICAN DRAGON ¶

71
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¶ YOWW! ¶

72
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YO, WHERE IS
THE CHANNEL 12 EXPOSÉ
ON THIS STUFF?

73
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I CAN'T TELL
WHERE THE MEATLOAF ENDS
AND THE PUDDING BEGINS.

74
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Jake: SPUD! WHAT HAPPENED?

75
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I DIDN'T THINK YOU WENT DOWN
THAT HARD WHEN YOU STRUCK
OUT THE FOURTH TIME.

76
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I DIDN'T.
THIS IS FROM STACEY
GRINDING MY FACE

77
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INTO THE INFIELD
FOR LOSING THE GAME.

78
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[SPUD COUGHS]

79
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SEE, THAT SHOULD
BE NASTY,

80
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BUT IT ACTUALLY MAKES IT
MORE APPETIZING.

81
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OF COURSE, IF I HAD
MAGICAL POWERS,

82
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MAYBE I'D HAVE BEEN
THE HERO OF THE GAME

83
00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,617
INSTEAD OF
THE GRASS GRUBBER.

84
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SPUD, IT'S NOT LIKE MAGIC
SUDDENLY FIXES EVERYTHING
FOR YOU.

85
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I MEAN, I'VE STILL GOT TO EAT
THE SAME NASTY CAFETERIA FOOD
AS EVERYBODY ELSE.

86
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A LITTLE GIFT FROM
THE MAGICAL COMMUNITY.

87
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JUST OUR WAY
OF SAYING THANKS
FOR ALL YOU DO.

88
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AH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.
I--I MEAN, I...

89
00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,867
CHECK IT! I'M ON THE COVER

90
00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,572
OF "MAGICWEEK" AGAIN!

91
00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,144
AWESOME...ISH.

92
00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:05,212
EXCUSE ME.
I'M NOT HUNGRY
ANYMORE.

93
00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,412
MAYBE I'LL JUST GO
EAT SOME MORE DIRT.

94
00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,354
WHY IS HE SO HUNG UP
ON THE AMDRAG JEALOUSY
ALL OF A SUDDEN?

95
00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,391
"ALL OF A SUDDEN"?
JAKEY, YOU'RE OUT THERE
EVERY DAY SAVING THE WORLD,

96
00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:17,857
WHILE HE'S SNEEZING PIZZA
ROLLUPS OUT HIS NOSE AND GETTING
HIS HANDS STUCK IN MITTENS.

97
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I MEAN, HE PUTS UP
A GOOD FRONT, BUT SOMETIMES
IT'S GOT TO GET TO HIM.

98
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I GUESS I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.

99
00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,431
HIS BEST FRIEND IS
THE BIGGEST HERO HE KNOWS.

100
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AND, YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE
THAT BOY LIKE COOKED FOOD,

101
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BUT HE'S GOT TO BE
THE MOST STRAIGHT-UP GOOFED-OUT
FOOL EITHER OF US KNOW.

102
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WHAT'S SHAKIN',
MAGICAL CHUMPS?

103
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AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD,
YOUR FIERCEST ENEMY,

104
00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:43,247
THE HUNTSCLAN,
HAS BEEN WIPED OUT,

105
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OBLITERATED, FINITO'D!

106
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EXCEPT FOR US.
THAT'S RIGHT.

107
00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:49,822
NOW WE ARE THE HUNTSCLAN,

108
00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,493
SO LET ALL MAGICAL CREATURES
TREMBLE BEFORE...

109
00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:57,533
Both: HUNTSCLAN SENTRIES
NUMBER 88 AND 89!

110
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[ALL LAUGHING]

111
00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:04,465
OOH, ME SO TERRIBLE-FIED.
HA HA HA HA!

112
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,011
HEH HEH HEH HEH.

113
00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,536
DUDE, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
HOW I ENVISIONED
OUR COMEBACK.

114
00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,483
STEP ONE IS
NOT WORKING OUT.

115
00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,248
MAYBE WE SHOULD
START SMALLER.

116
00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:15,308
[SLURPING]

117
00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,576
YOU! BOW BEFORE
YOUR NEW KINGS,

118
00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,454
AND PERHAPS WE WILL
TAKE PITY ON--

119
00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,554
YOU!

120
00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,424
YOU KNOW, THIS WAS
A LOT EASIER

121
00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,426
WHEN WE HAD
THE WHOLE HUNTSCLAN
BEHIND US.

122
00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,858
THERE HAS GOT TO BE
SOME WAY WE CAN GET
OUR OWN STREET CRED.

123
00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,504
OH! BUSINESS CARDS,
MAYBE!

124
00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,429
I COULD DRAW US
A WICKED-COOL LOGO,

125
00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:37,195
LIKE A CLOWN
WITH A HOCKEY MASK
AND A CRICKET BAT!

126
00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:39,204
OR WE CAN DO WHAT
THE HUNTSCLAN DID:

127
00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:43,406
WE CAPTURE OUR OWN MAGICAL
CREATURES TO SHOW THEM
WE MEAN BUSINESS.

128
00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,880
CHECK THIS.
WHAT?

129
00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,548
CATCHING A LOST
PET MAGICAL FROG

130
00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:49,407
SHOWS THEM ALL
THAT WE MEAN
BUSINESS?

131
00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:53,016
BABY STEPS, DUDE.
BABY STEPS.

132
00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,390
DANG! LOOKS LIKE
IT'S WORSE THAN
WE THOUGHT, JAKEY.

133
00:05:56,390 --> 00:06:00,060
YEAH. EVERYBODY KNOWS
NOT TO MESS WITH JANITOR ST--

134
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OOH!

135
00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,791
[COUGHING]

136
00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,525
THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING WE CAN DO
TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.

137
00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:08,931
IT IS TOO BAD OUR HOMIE
SCROMIE COULDN'T BE
A HERO JUST ONCE.

138
00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,866
YOU KNOW, SO HE'D KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

139
00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,542
MAYBE HE CAN.

140
00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:18,729
Trixie: ACCORDING
TO THE POSTER,

141
00:06:18,728 --> 00:06:21,448
THIS MAGICAL SWAMP IS
WHERE THAT TROLL GIRL SAW
HER FROG HOP OFF TO.

142
00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:23,878
THAT THING COULD BE
ANYWHERE, AND ACCORDING
TO GRAMPS,

143
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,284
THIS SWAMP ISN'T SOMEPLACE
YOU WANT TO BE HANGING OUT
FOR TOO LONG.

144
00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,646
SPUD, YOU'RE THE GENIUS HERE.
ANY IDEAS HOW TO FIND IT?

145
00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,486
NOT REALLY.

146
00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,331
I'LL JUST TAKE
A LITTLE LIE-DOWN
IN SOME MOSS

147
00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,157
AND STAY OUT
OF YOUR WAY.

148
00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,732
OF COURSE,

149
00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,299
THE WAY THINGS
USUALLY GO, THE MOSS
WILL TURN OUT

150
00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,498
TO BE SOME KIND OF
SWAMP MONSTER THAT
WILL COME TO LIFE

151
00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:45,441
AND SWEAR REVENGE,
AND YOU'LL HAVE TO
SAVE THE DAY AGAIN.

152
00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:46,669
[GROWLING]

153
00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:49,413
REVENGE!

154
00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,680
CALLED IT.

155
00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,178
HEY, 88?

156
00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,679
I DON'T KNOW IF
THIS THING'S WORKING.

157
00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:57,551
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU GOT TO MAKE HIM
COME TO YOU.

158
00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,421
PUT SOME SAUCE
ON THAT STEAK.

159
00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,650
¶ SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE... ¶

160
00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,015
HOLD UP.

161
00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,923
YOU HEAR THAT?

162
00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,164
AREN'T WE GOING
TO HELP HIM?

163
00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,566
SURE,
IF HE NEEDS IT.

164
00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:20,312
I DIDN'T THINK SO.

165
00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,267
HUH?

166
00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,314
TRIX!

167
00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,110
[CROAKS]

168
00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,447
WHOA!

169
00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,622
[CROAKING]

170
00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,389
GUYS! I FOUND HIM!
HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE!

171
00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:37,559
THANKS FOR
THE FROG, DOG.

172
00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,418
HA HA!
SEE YA!

173
00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:41,386
MY FROG!
88 AND 89?

174
00:07:41,395 --> 00:07:43,995
WHEN DID THOSE
CHUMP DADDIES COME
OUT OF HIDING?

175
00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,497
JUST LIKE A LATE DELIVERY
AT THE CANDY SHOP,

176
00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,470
SUCKERS GOT TO SHOW UP
SOMETIME.

177
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,600
[SIGHS]
COME ON.

178
00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,444
HOLD UP. WHY DO YOU GET
TO CARRY THE FROG?

179
00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,710
BECAUSE LAST TIME
I CHECKED, YOU WERE
SCREAMING,

180
00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,209
"EWW! SLIMY!
I'M SCARED OF FROGS,

181
00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:00,452
"LIKE I'M SCARED
OF CATFISH
AND BABY NOSES

182
00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:05,117
AND HAND LOTION
AND DOLPHINS AND KITTIES
AND VACUUMS AND..."

183
00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:12,664
AH! FAILURE,
MY OLDEST FRIEND.

184
00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:17,331
MY RUMP NEEDS A STUMP.

185
00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,533
Trixie: THERE!

186
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,539
Jake:
SPUD, YOU DID IT.

187
00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,768
WELL, SPUDINSKI,
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:

188
00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:30,383
YOU DID GET
THE FROG...
IN THE END.

189
00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,577
AH, LAIR SWEET LAIR.

190
00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:36,549
NOW LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE
AT OUR LITTLE FROGGIE-WOGGIE.

191
00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:41,320
UM, MAYBE ITS MAGICAL
ABILITY IS MAKING
ITSELF INVISIBLE?

192
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:46,121
Jake: SEE, SPUD,
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE
MAGICAL TO BE A HERO.

193
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,301
[GASPS]
YOU SAVED
FURRY RIBBIT.

194
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,697
YOU'RE THE BEST
AMERICAN DRAGON
EVER.

195
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,769
ACTUALLY, MY MAN SPUD
RIGHT HERE DID MOST
OF THE WORK--

196
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,739
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO STAY FOR DINNER?
I MADE A LASAGNA.

197
00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,509
I REALLY SHOULDN'T.
I--

198
00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,578
IT'S OK, TRIX.

199
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:07,607
I GUESS I JUST HAVE
TO LEARN MY PLACE
IN LIFE.

200
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,219
Spud: THATSABATTER.
HEY THERE, BATTER.

201
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,477
PUT ONE OUT OF HERE,
BATTER.

202
00:09:12,486 --> 00:09:15,516
CAN I GET A BATTER?
ANY BATTER?

203
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,422
SO SAD TO BE
MAKING YOU LOSE, BRAD.

204
00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:22,194
OR YOU CAN JUST FORFEIT NOW
AND AVOID THE WHOLE
UGLY CRYING THING.

205
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,425
NO WAY, LOSER!
WE'RE ONLY DOWN ONE,

206
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:26,501
AND THE BRADSTER'S
GONNA PUNCH
A TWO-RUN HOMER

207
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,440
LIKE HE PUNCHES
ANYTHING
THAT SASSES HIM.

208
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,112
Spud: I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!

209
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,578
WHOA! POP FLY!

210
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,554
WHY ARE YOU ALL
MAKING SUCH A BIG
DEAL OF THIS?

211
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,850
I'M FINE!

212
00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,151
UH, SPUD,
DID YOU NOT NOTICE

213
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,123
YOU'VE HAD
A FEW BODY CHANGES?

214
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,661
I DON'T SEE WHAT'S
SO DIFFERENT--FLY!

215
00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:53,526
UHH!
UHH!

216
00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:54,857
I WAS JUST...

217
00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,501
SAYING HELLO.
HELLO.

218
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,727
AHA! HERE WE GO.

219
00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:59,832
IT LOOKS LIKE
BITEYKINS HERE

220
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,533
CAUGHT A CASE
OF HOLOMINIS
AMPHIBULUS.

221
00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:03,696
HOMINA-WHAT NOW?

222
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,274
A TRANSLATION:

223
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,841
THE FROG'S BITE
TURNED YOU INTO
A WEREBEAST--

224
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,970
HALF MAN, HALF
MAGICAL CREATURE.

225
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,105
I'M GUESSING YOU GOT
ALL THE POWERS OF
A HUMAN-SIZED FROG.

226
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,481
WHAT? GUYS, COME ON.

227
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,449
I'M NOT A FROG.
I MEAN, THAT'S--

228
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,249
THAT'S JUST SO--HA HA!

229
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,450
[CROAKING]

230
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,152
I'M BULGING,
AREN'T I?

231
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,374
OK.

232
00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:23,591
I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOUR DIAGNOSIS

233
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,890
A QUALIFIED "MAYBE."

234
00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,491
IT SAYS HERE THERE'S
AN ANTIDOTE,

235
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,013
BUT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME
TO PREPARE.

236
00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,531
YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP
A LOW PROFILE FOR
A COUPLE OF DAYS?

237
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,161
PSSH! TOTALLY.

238
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,566
OOH! LEMON DROPS!

239
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,603
OH!

240
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,304
OW.

241
00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,439
88: MAN! WE ARE NEVER
GONNA GET ANY RESPECT.

242
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,542
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO MAKE MAGICAL
CREATURES RUN IN FEAR

243
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,475
WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN CATCH
A STUPID, DUMB,

244
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,322
WORTHLESS PIECE
OF MAGICAL FROG?

245
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,747
Computer voice:
ANALYZING
PALM PRINT.

246
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:54,822
HUNTSCLAN BIRTHMARK
AUTHENTICATED.

247
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,691
OPENING VAULT.

248
00:10:58,592 --> 00:11:01,362
WHOA!
SECRET WEAPON STASH!

249
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,331
NOW, THAT COULD COME IN HANDY.

250
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,800
MAGNAFIELD GENERATOR!

251
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,628
IS THAT A HOVERLAND
TROOP CARRIER?

252
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,333
[GASPS]
CREATURE-TRACKING
MINI-COMPUTER!

253
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,936
Computer voice:
CREATURE TRACKER
ST-1000 ONLINE.

254
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:14,308
WHAT DO YOU WISH
TO TRACK, MASTER?

255
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:17,007
[GASPS]
EVIL TANK ROCKS!

256
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,709
DUDE, WITH THIS STUFF,
WE COULD EVEN TAKE ON
A DRAGON!

257
00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,813
TRACKING DRAGON.

258
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,545
[ROARING]

259
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,520
OH!

260
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,389
OR A MAGICAL FROG.

261
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,717
YEAH, A FROG'S GOOD.

262
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,422
Computer: TRACKING FROG.

263
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:33,394
88: WAIT A SECOND.
IT SAYS THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

264
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,163
WHICH ONE DO WE FOLLOW?

265
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:36,931
LET US SUMMON THE POWER
OF OUR EVIL FOREFATHERS

266
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,530
TO ADVISE US
WHICH DIRECTION TO TAKE.

267
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,502
WANT TO JUST GO FOR
THE ONE THAT'S CLOSER?

268
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,244
WORKS FOR ME.

269
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,839
Spud: SURE,
IT'S A LITTLE FREAKY,

270
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,341
BUT THIS BEING MAGICAL THING
REALLY IS PRETTY COOL.

271
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,793
AND CHECK OUT
THE WAY-BUFFED QUADS.

272
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,245
I BET I COULD JUMP OVER
THE WHOLE SCHOOL
WITH THESE BABIES.

273
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,948
YO, SPUD, I KNOW IT'S
EXCITING, BUT YOU GOT
TO KEEP IT CHILLED.

274
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,022
REMEMBER OUR STORY:
THE JUMP WAS ADRENALINE,

275
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,351
THE GREEN'S A TEMPORARY
SKIN CONDITION,

276
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,406
AND IF THE THROAT
BULGES OUT AGAIN--

277
00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,458
COME ON, JAKE!
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M OUT
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

278
00:12:07,461 --> 00:12:11,431
TRUST ME. WHEN YOU'RE
MAGICAL, TROUBLE HAS
A WAY OF FINDING YOU.

279
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,671
HEY, KID, HEARD
ABOUT YOUR MOVES
IN P.E.

280
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,967
EVER THINK
ABOUT JOINING
THE BASKETBALL TEAM?

281
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,839
I WANT YOU
FOR TRACK AND FIELD.

282
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,697
SWIM TEAM COULD
SURE USE A PAIR
OF LEGS LIKE YOURS.

283
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,436
OH, FORGET THEM ALL.

284
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:25,541
LEAPING, DANCING!
YOU WERE BORN TO DANCE!

285
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,445
UH, JAKE?

286
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,677
LOW PROFILE, DUDE.

287
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,272
Coach:
JUST NAME YOUR DEMANDS!

288
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,846
YOU WANT A PRIVATE
WHIRLPOOL TUB?
YOU GOT IT.

289
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,522
I CAN GET YOU OUT
OF SOCIAL STUDIES.

290
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,350
COME ON, KID,
WE NEED YOU!

291
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,445
LEAPING AND DANCING!

292
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,786
PLEASE, FORM
AN ORDERLY LINE.

293
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:42,432
THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME
TO GO AROUND.

294
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:47,467
UH, NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I MEANT.

295
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,536
Spud: WHOO!

296
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,898
[LAUGHING]

297
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,566
WHOO!

298
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,844
[BUZZER]

299
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,942
[CHEERING]

300
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,980
WHOO!

301
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,722
[TWEET]

302
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,488
HEY! HMM?

303
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,620
AHH!

304
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,656
¶ A FROGGY WENT A-COURTIN'
AND HE DID RIDE ¶

305
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,031
¶ SWORD AND A BUCKLER
BY HIS SIDE ¶

306
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,399
Spud, deep voice:
¶ A FROGGY WENT A-COURTIN'
AND HE DID RIDE ¶

307
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:23,839
¶ OHHH ¶

308
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,037
[CHEERING]

309
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,639
Boy: HEY,
SPUD MAN!

310
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,911
Girl:
YOU'RE MY HERO!

311
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,579
I HOPE YOUR SKIN
GETS BETTER!

312
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,477
I'M A SCHOOL HERO!

313
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,378
HOW COME YOU NEVER
TOLD ME HOW COOL
THIS WAS?

314
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,521
YEAH, IT'S COOL NOW,

315
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,646
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MAGIC,
THERE'S ALWAYS A TRADE-OFF.

316
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,052
LIKE WHAT?

317
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,464
OK. WHAT ABOUT HOW
I CAN NEVER GET
TOGETHER WITH ROSE?

318
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,856
WHAT GOOD ARE MAGICAL POWERS
WHEN YOU CAN'T BE WITH
THE GIRL YOU WANT?

319
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,389
I HOPE THEY DON'T
RUN OUT OF TACOS.

320
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,896
HMM.

321
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,700
MILADY.

322
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,641
THANKS, SPUD.

323
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,597
SHE KNOWS MY NAME!

324
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,636
REALLY NOT SEEING
THE DOWNSIDE HERE,
AMIGO.

325
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:07,582
SHALL WE ENJOY OUR OWN
PRIVATE SNACKIE FIESTA,
MAMACITA?

326
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,517
[CELL PHONE RINGTONE]
BARK AT ME, FU.

327
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,449
Fu, on phone:
HEY, KID, THE WEREFROG
ANTIDOTE'S READY.

328
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:18,694
WOULD YOU PLEASE GET
YOUR SLIMY GREEN FRIEND
OVER HERE PRONTO?

329
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,892
WITH PLEASURE.

330
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,864
AND SO THE SNAIL SAYS, "NO!

331
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:26,633
THAT'S JUST
MY MUCOPOLYSACCHARIDE
SLIME TRAIL!"

332
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,403
[ALL LAUGHING]

333
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,571
Jake: YO, SPUD,
WE GOT TO BOUNCE.

334
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,000
FU SAYS THE ANTI--
THE "MEDICINE"

335
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,506
FOR YOUR LITTLE
"PROBLEM" IS READY.

336
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:40,848
OH? AND WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE
MY "MEDICINE"?

337
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,007
SAY WHAT?

338
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,475
OH, I SEE HOW IT IS NOW.

339
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,603
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
THE "MEDICINE"

340
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:49,722
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND
ANYBODY ELSE HAVING
"A LITTLE PROBLEM."

341
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:50,863
SPUDINSKI--

342
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,237
NO!

343
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:53,621
THIS "PROBLEM" IS
THE BEST THING THAT
EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

344
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,787
AND IF YOU'RE TOO JEALOUS
TO HANDLE IT,

345
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,825
WELL, YOU CAN KEEP
YOUR "MEDICINE"

346
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,401
AND I'LL KEEP
MY "PROBLEM. "

347
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,600
OH, SO BRAVE.

348
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,742
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

349
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,597
I "WILL!"

350
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,605
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY ICE?

351
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,437
MY FINGERS ARE KILLING ME.

352
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,142
Stacey:
SO, THE GREEN THING.

353
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,884
THAT'S, LIKE,
NOT CONTAGIOUS

354
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,949
IF WE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, KISS
OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

355
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:20,119
I'M WILLING TO FIND OUT
FOR SCIENCE, BABY.

356
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,660
HALT,
YOU MAGICAL...FROG?

357
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,493
Computer voice:
IDENTITY CONFIRMED.

358
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,592
OK, NO WAY THIS THING IS
WORKING RIGHT.

359
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:31,934
HE AIN'T A FROG.
HE'S THAT CHUMP
FROM THE SWAMP.

360
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,565
Computer voice:
PLEASE STOP HITTING ME.

361
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,967
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

362
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,899
BUT THAT'S
NEVER WRONG.

363
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,144
LET'S GET THIS FREAK
TO THE SCOOP.

364
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,441
[GASPS]
SPUDDY, DO SOMETHING!

365
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,013
DO SOMETHING?
ALL RIGHT.

366
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,511
THAT IS WHAT HEROES DO,
ISN'T IT?

367
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,054
FROG IT UP!

368
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,980
OH, RIGHT.

369
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,475
GET HIM!

370
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,986
[ALL SCREAMING]

371
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,925
HYAH! YAH!

372
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,727
HUH?

373
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,659
[GROANING]

374
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,734
EWW! MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!

375
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,874
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
ACTUALLY DOING THIS!

376
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:13,439
I MEAN, THIS IS
THE GREATEST FEELING
OF MY LIFE!

377
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:17,009
BETTER THAN 100 BIRTHDAYS,
PLUS THAT TIME I SAW
THAT CHIMP THROW UP.

378
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,810
BRING OUT
THE BIG ONES?

379
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,582
OH, YEAH.

380
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,217
OH! NO!

381
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,254
AAH!

382
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,615
OW! HEY!

383
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,693
NOBODY SAID THERE WAS
GOING TO BE PAIN!

384
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,133
PEEKABOO, FREAKABOO.

385
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,488
HA HA HA!

386
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,626
AW--

387
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,660
[CROAKS]

388
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,014
Stacey: OH, MY GOSH!
OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH!

389
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,388
STACEY?

390
00:16:49,392 --> 00:16:50,782
WHAT, SHE BREAK
A NAIL OR SOMETHING?

391
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,607
WHAT HAPPENED?

392
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:54,441
THESE TWO GUYS JUMPED US
WHO KNEW SPUD
FROM THE SWAMP,

393
00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,275
AND THEY SAID THEY WERE
GOING TO, LIKE, TAKE HIM
SOMEWHERE CALLED THE SCOOP.

394
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,772
AND THEN SPUD STARTED
TO FIGHT,

395
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,246
BUT THEN THEY SHOT
THESE GLOWING ENERGY BEAMS

396
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,952
THAT WERE SO SHIMMERY
AND PRETTY,

397
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,324
BUT ACTUALLY REALLY SCARY!

398
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,992
AND THEN I WAS, LIKE,
RUNNING AWAY

399
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,659
AND I SCRAPED PINKIE LEFTIE
AGAINST A BRICK WALL

400
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,088
AND NOW SHE'S RUINED!

401
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:09,763
MM-HMM. TOLD YOU.

402
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:10,953
COME ON!

403
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,127
ARE YOU CALLING
THE NAIL AMBULANCE?

404
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,662
OK. I'LL...

405
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,526
I'LL WAIT HERE, THEN.

406
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,236
HA HA HA HA!

407
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,281
88 and 89:
¶ WE'RE BA-ACK ¶

408
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,677
YO, MAGIC FOOLS!

409
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,578
YO, WE HEARD
YOU ALL MISSED US.

410
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,250
[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

411
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,929
FUNNY GUYS!

412
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,623
FUNNY, HUH? WELL,
LAUGH AT THIS, UGLY!

413
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:37,659
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON
THE FIRST CREATURE
TO SUFFER OUR WRATH.

414
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,957
WHAT, WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO RUN IN TERROR

415
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,228
'CAUSE YOU CAUGHT
SOME HALF-FROG KID?

416
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,857
NO, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO RUN IN TERROR

417
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:47,602
BECAUSE WE CAUGHT
SOME HALF-FROG KID...
WITH THESE!

418
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,270
[ALL SCREAMING]

419
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,300
WHOA!

420
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,494
YEAH!

421
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,669
THANKS FOR HELPING US
ESTABLISH A MEAN REP,
FROG MAN.

422
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:59,275
UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE STILL
GOING TO HAVE TO PUT
A MAJOR HURT ON YOU

423
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,129
IF IT'S GOING TO STICK.

424
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,980
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
IS GOING TO MAKE
THE BIGGEST HEADLINES?

425
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,052
BRAIN-O-SMASH?
GUT FLOATER?

426
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,951
OH! THIS ONE SAYS
IT TURNS INTESTINES

427
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,624
INTO OUT-TESTINES!

428
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,363
BETTER PUT
THE TOYS AWAY, KIDS.

429
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,958
Both: D-D-D-DRAGON!

430
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,690
IT'S TIME FOR
THE BIG BOYS TO PLAY!

431
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,926
HEY, WAIT.

432
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,101
WE'VE GOT ALL THE POWER
OF THE HUNTSCLAN NOW.

433
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,170
WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
AFRAID ANYMORE.

434
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,298
I DON'T KNOW
THAT WE EVER HAD TO.

435
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,704
IT JUST ALWAYS FELT
NATURAL.

436
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,736
ATTACK!

437
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,621
AAH!
AAH!

438
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,615
AW, MAN!

439
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,390
[DISTANT EXPLOSIONS]

440
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,089
[BOTH LAUGHING]

441
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,392
THIS...IS...AWESOME!

442
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,775
WHAT IS THIS THING?

443
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:52,159
IT'S SOME KIND
OF ENERGY FIELD
CREATED BY

444
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,125
THOSE TWO
BAZOOKA THINGIES
OVER THERE.

445
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,704
IF YOU COULD SHOW ME
THE CONTROL PANEL,

446
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,802
I CAN PROBABLY
FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO REPROGRAM

447
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,744
THE POLARITY
AND SHUT IT--

448
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,139
OH, RIGHT.
MAGICAL POWERS.

449
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,336
SPEAKING OF MAGICAL
POWERS, YOU MIND?

450
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,346
IT'D BE
A DREAM COME TRUE.

451
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,649
HUH!

452
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,047
OH!

453
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,757
OH! OH!

454
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,673
IT JAMMED! 88!

455
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,668
TOSS ME
ANOTHER WEAPON!

456
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,811
YOU FETCHED ME
A STICK?!

457
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,807
I DON'T KNOW!
I PANICKED!

458
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,445
[STRAINING]

459
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,886
OH!

460
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,747
GOOD BOY!

461
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,346
OH, BOY.

462
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,086
COME ON, SPUDINSKI!

463
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,831
[BOTH WHIMPERING]

464
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,699
[PANTING]
I THINK WE'RE OK.

465
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,457
THERE'S NO WAY
THEY SAW US DUCK
IN HERE.

466
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,125
BOO!
AAH!
AAH!

467
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,466
[BOTH SCREAMING]

468
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,342
Computer voice:
FROG ON YOUR LEFT.

469
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,442
YOUR OTHER LEFT.

470
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,713
88: I KNEW THAT,
YOU STUPID MACHINE!

471
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,752
OH! HOW DO THEY KEEP
FINDING US?!

472
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:19,117
THOSE TWO PUDDING-BRAIN
MONKEY BOYS CANNOT
BE THAT SMART!

473
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,848
OF COURSE!

474
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,594
WHEN THEY FOUND ME BEFORE,
THEY HAD SOME KIND
OF TRACKING DEVICE.

475
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,330
THERE'S NO WAY TO LOSE THEM
WITH THAT THING LOCKED ON TO
MY MAGICAL CREATURE KEISTER.

476
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:31,357
UNLESS YOU STOP BEING
A MAGICAL CREATURE.

477
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,934
THE ANTIDOTE.

478
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,501
YOU KNOW,
WE PICKED IT UP
BEFORE WE CAME OVER.

479
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,800
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE
CHANGED YOUR MIND

480
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,943
ABOUT THE WHOLE
"BEING MAGICAL" THING.

481
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:43,138
WELL...
HERE GOES EVERYTHING.

482
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,282
MMM! WINTERGREEN!

483
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,878
[COUGHING]

484
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,222
Computer voice:
NO MAGICAL FROGS
IN THIS AREA.

485
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,299
WHAT?
WHERE'D HE GO, THEN?

486
00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:57,394
WHATEVER.
LOOK, JUST RECALIBRATE IT
TO FIND THE DRAGON.

487
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,490
Jake: OR YOU CAN JUST
TURN AROUND.

488
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,541
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
A NICE GAME OF FETCH.

489
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,437
[BOTH SCREAMING]

490
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:17,069
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

491
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,806
Jake: SORRY YOU HAD
TO GIVE UP THE HERO
BUSINESS, SPUD.

492
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,812
IT WAS KIND OF FUN
HAVING A PARTNER
FOR A WHILE.

493
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,454
OH, I DON'T KNOW
IF I'VE GIVEN UP
ON THE HERO BUSINESS.

494
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:29,120
SURE, I'M MY OWN
SPUDDICAL SELF AGAIN,
BUT I'M COOL WITH THAT NOW.

495
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,792
NO MAGIC, NO PROBLEMS.

496
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,459
BUT I LIKE TO THINK
THERE'S A HERO MOMENT
OUT THERE

497
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,888
FOR EVERY DUDE AND DUDETTE
WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND--

498
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,185
Brad:
HEY, EQUIPMENT DORK!

499
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,526
COACH SAYS TO CHECK ME OUT
A FOOTBALL!

500
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,832
I--I'M ALLOWED--

501
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,873
ARE YOU SASSING
THE BRADSTER?

502
00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,399
HEY, BRAD...

503
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:47,314
EXTRA FOOTBALLS ARE
IN LOCKER 896.

504
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,907
THANKS, BUT THERE
AREN'T ANY FOOTBALLS
IN--

505
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,180
Brad: STUPID LOCKER!

506
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,048
ARE YOU SASSING
THE BRADSTER?

507
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,807
[CRASHING]
SOCCER! BASEBALL!

508
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,476
TENNIS! CURLING?

509
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,084
HEY, WHEN DID WE GET A--

510
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,616
[BOWLING BALL CRASHES]
OW!

511
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,421
YOU ARE MY NEW HERO.

512
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,523
YEAH, I KNOW.

513
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,261
Spud: "SPUDDICAL DRAGON
THEME SONG," TAKE ONE.

514
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:13,064
AHEM!

515
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,865
¶ HE'S GOT MUSCLES
AND HE'S GOT WINGS ¶

516
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,897
¶ HE'S THE UH-UH! ¶

517
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,943
¶ SPUDDICAL DRAGON! ¶

518
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,408
¶ CAN YOU HURT HIM
WITH EARTHQUAKES? ¶

519
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,507
¶ NO, NO, NO ¶

520
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,408
¶ CAN YOU HURT HIM
WITH DARKNESS? ¶

521
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,191
¶ NO, NO, NO ¶

522
00:22:27,195 --> 00:22:28,975
¶ CAN YOU HURT HIM
WITH WATER? ¶

523
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,451
AAH! AAH! HE HAS
A SECRET WEAKNESS!

524
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,221
CUT! CUT!


